chocolate sausage

(n.) what happens when some one (or some thing) defecates inside a condom then ties in off like a sausage.

(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)

Dude I just gave me girl friend a giant chocolate sausage.

by CHEW KOKARUNI June 22, 2011

Chocolate Riser

A co worker or friend that constantly makes shit up about themselves. The kind of shit you know he's lying about and he shows that he's lying, but will protest that it's truth.

Also known as a Cocoa Ascender.

Guy#1: Hey man you know i'm the grandson of an Apache chief?
Guy#2: Bull shit man, you're the whitest dude i know.
Guy#1: No bro, for real his name was Chief David.
Guy#2 Fuck you dude. You're such a chocolate riser.

by JayTeeEs March 2, 2012

Chocolate Nails

When one wipes too hard, the fingers rip through the toilet paper submerging their hand in shit, and one brings hand back up to reveal chocolate nails.

I used cheap toilet paper, and after the first wipe, I had to wash my chocolate nails immediately.

by Tenacious Z October 18, 2012

Chocolate Mustache

Eating a girls ass hole out after she takes a crap and having the poop smeared on your face !

Matt; I just ate this chicks ass out!
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.

by Mattyice22 December 5, 2013

Chocolate Frosting

Noun:

Shit left on sexual partner after anal sex.

Verb:
When a person accidentally shits on their partner after anal sex.

Tense:

Past - Chocolate frosted
Present - Chocolate frosting

So there I was, balls deep in Omar, and when I pulled my dick out it was chocolate frosted. I exclaimed "Yum Chocolate Frosting!"

by plainenough June 18, 2018

Chocolate pocket

When you decide to save a delicious piece of chocolate for later so you put it in your pocket, only to later realize said piece of chocolate melted and left your pocket a chocolate-y mess.

Aw man, my Reese's Cup melted and now I have chocolate pocket.

by Kzelly September 11, 2010

Chocolate Rain

History quickly crashing through your veins.

CHOCOLATE RAIN **I move away from the microphone to breathe

by Cynikul January 1, 2009