catholic shit

1. When you do a shit and the toilet paper stays pure white after you wipe.

Don't worry Father, Satan didn't spoil the bog roll, i did a catholic shit.

by lowkey1974 April 27, 2009

Cathy

Someone who endures through life having to carry a large weight on her shoulders. This is due to the extremities of possessing such an emphatical head piece, otherwise known as a meathead.

Hey look at that meathead, what a Cathy!

by smoosh April 29, 2008

Catholic girl

a young female believer in the Catholic faith. Often they wear crosses. They have a stereotype for being slutty, especially the ones who go to an all girls school, but this is not always true. Some wait to have sex till they're married, some till they fall in love. Contrary to popular belief, they do NOT take it up the butt. That's still sex, and still a sin. Always a lot of fun to be around.

S: Is she Catholic?
M: Yeah, she's a Catholic girl. Lot of fun. Waiting till marriage for sex though.
S: Bummer...

by randomgirlinkilt September 9, 2011

St. Catharines

1. Located at 43.10N latitude and 79.15W longitude, one of the many urban centres in Southern Ontario, with beautiful residential neighbourhoods, a great shopping mall, and only a long tunnel away from Niagara Falls, where you can drop the kids off in the whale tank in Marineland and let the nice whales babysit them on their noses for the rest of the day, while you spend a spectacular night of sophisticated adult tourism shopping, riding the Maid of the Mist and the jetboats, hiking around the river gorge, or just standing and admiring Niagara Falls while taking in the friendly, carefree atmosphere of the city, and the stifling 90% humidity, which usually makes the temperature feel like 45 deg C.

2. A great place for kids to hunt snails all the day under the porch while the adults socialize in the pool, go to Chinese restaurants, one of the many immaculate coffee and donut shops, or cross-border shopping in New York. Also a place where you can easily become a rich, retired woman's considerably younger boytoy.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go on a road trip to St. Catharines?
Person 2: Okay, we'll go shopping, stay in a nice hotel, find some MILFs and have a beach party.

by screambloodygore September 24, 2005

is the pope catholic?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"

"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."

The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.

by Colourful English May 16, 2006

cathryn

a stunning and gawjuss girl
from the south of england
she is very smart and pretty
everyone loves her

person 1: hey look at her
person 2: wow she is gawjuss
person 1: yeah she is stunning
person 2: she is such a cathryn!

by yes mayte February 28, 2009

cathinka

The sexiest female in the world, loved by everyone except perhaps her ex lovers, who still furiously masturbate to her picture at night.

Cathinka is amazing.

by So'low October 25, 2014