carrot-top 

(verb)
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.

2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.

Sarah: "Good lord. How did I carrot-top from Lindsay Lohan to the Hanshin earthquake in Japan?"

Mark: "...and so obviously Kara Thrace was an angel sent from the one true God--"
Abby: "Hold it. Back up. We've totally carrot-topped from what to get for Beth's baby shower."

carrot-top by illumine77 January 16, 2010

Carrotsandwich 

Is what you get when you combine a girl named Sandra and a redheaded guy considered a "Carrotop".

Sandra and Carrot top are so enamored with one another, it's only fitting that one day Sandra will have little carrotsandwiches.

Carrotsandwich by carrotsandwich March 19, 2009

carrotsexual 

you put fucking carrots up our butthole

im carrotsexual

carrotsexual by qewgrxbf nb July 19, 2021

Carrothole 

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty.

A degrading term for woman. synonyms are cunt, whore, or slut.

so degrading that they are just holes to men.

You are a carrothole!

Carrothole by The Holes July 14, 2010

carrot status 

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.

He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.

carrot status by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011

Carrot Piece

A dick that gets skinnier towards the tip.

Person 1: Did you see his dick? Person 2: Yeah he had a carrot piece.

Carrot Piece by Kuhnt August 10, 2016

Carrot Dipped in Ranch 

A white person who appears to be a good and friendly sweet person, but is really just as mean and racist as Donald Trump, making them orange on the inside. They are very hard to spot and sly people.

"You know, I really thought he was a cool person, but after making that racist comment, he is a carrot dipped in ranch."
"That carrot dipped in ranch needs to stop running his mouth and being so racist!"

Carrot Dipped in Ranch by dfhnk June 8, 2017