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douche canoe

you are such a douche that you could fill an entire canoe
that bitch, erik, from TDBank is such a douche canoe
by emmydelmo December 10, 2021
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Pierceland Poop Canoe

A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.
‘yo is that k****n?’
‘i hear he likes to do the pierceland poop canoe!!’
by Bigdikpronstar666 November 2, 2021
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canoe beer

Why is canoe beer like making love in a canoe? It's f++king close to water.
by Rollins Budo March 29, 2022
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Duche canoe

A person who thinks only of self. Inconsiderate to the nth degree. Will react with tears, signs of hurt should one criticize the behavior. True narsocist
You are such a duche canoe! I told you I didn’t like liver!
by MesaMil February 3, 2022
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Douche-canoe

A colloquial term to describe a person who, unlike his father, would drown if he tried to make love on a lake.
Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.
by dotconnectr on gettr February 7, 2022
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Douch Canoe

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.
by Super_G February 17, 2022
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Douche Canoe

A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.
Hameed is such a douche canoe. Every week something new!
by JasonC123 August 14, 2021
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