Caleb

the biggest cunt you'll ever meet, so fucking weird and is obsessed with chicken. in love with dogs and someone, you'll hate. has the smallest dick ever and not funny at all. so vain and has the worst jokes ever.

never date a Caleb, they're the worst

by fishfingersarethebest December 27, 2017

Caleb

A homosexual. Chris Reids best friend. A man who licks penis for a living.

Ryan Seacrest is such a Caleb.

by Big Wurm211 October 14, 2008

caleb

Tiny Midget with a small dick

Girl 1: I had sex with some midget last night with a small dick.
Girl 2: Was he a Caleb?
Girl 1: Yea

by KimmyLikesDick July 8, 2016

Caleb

A stupid fuckwit with a tiny dick and likes to touch himself during class

Wow look at that kid touching himself, he must be a Caleb.

by Captain badass October 27, 2014

caleb sanford

so caleb is pretty darn sexi!!:)

he has a nice bod and nice ass.... :0
i am dating him...

thats rite be jelious!!! :)
I LOVE YOU CALEB!!!

caleb sanford
nice/ass
amazing-abs
my man

by his sexi amazing girlfriend February 4, 2010

Caleb

A gay ass virgin mofo who plays Fortnite.

Caleb is gay and proud

by King Ling Long the 3rd May 6, 2018

caleb cox

He's a good friend but can be very immature and is to load when he cusses around your parents. He doesn't know how to shut up when you tell him to. He cries like a little baby when his mom spanks him. He can be mature at times but its not usual for him. He acts so damn stupid he's like an autistic kid that smoked 10 lbs of weed and ate 20 bags of jelly belly beans. Btw he's fat as fuck and doesn't know how to lose weight. And he try's to fit in but he just can't.

Girl: who's the fat fuck?
Boy: oh the retard over there Caleb Cox? Don't get near him he'll eat you then take your food! And act stupid as fuck while doing it!

by unknownperson00011 May 23, 2018