Cabbage Hammer

A term used by your orchestra that expresses how he/she/they have too much free time.

My sister insists that the term cabbage hammer is a real term that people use.

by imoverit@17 June 2, 2021

Cabbage Juice

A transparent liquid type of seamen which is produced at the start of puberty

Dude I have my first ever wank last wank last night I didn't properly ejaculate it was only a bit of cabbage juice

by Runnerboy13 November 17, 2015

Savage Cabbage

A really cool person who is epic, not hah though.

Yoo, Will is a savage cabbage! just shanked Hah outside Nandos!

by JacobBazScalpathus May 29, 2019

muffled cabbage

When a girl's vagina is so fat, is has at least four pares of lips.

"Dude theres nothing wrong with fucking fat bitches, alls I'm saying, is sometimes you get one with a muffled cabbage!"

by XxIso1atorXx November 11, 2013

Chinese Cabbage

An umbrella term for two legumes of the cabbage family:

1) Napa Cabbage (used mainly for Kimchi)
2) Bok Choy

Person A: Hey do you want to buy some Chinese cabbage?
Person B: Ok but which Chinese cabbage?
Person A: Hmmmmmm, that's a good question 🤔🤔

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 14, 2021

Dirty Cabbage

That one guy in high school that thought he was the shit but in reality no one liked him. Also is the type of guy that takes advantage of a drunk girl

Hey you remember the dirty cabbage?
Yea that guy was such a deusch.

by Melonanger III March 19, 2016

Cabbage sexual

The sexual attraction to cabbages

I think i might be cabbage sexual guys! Im so attracted to this cabbage in my garden!

by Cabbage_master might be curius October 2, 2022