Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."

by Shabanga95 February 13, 2019

Inept Cabbage Head

To be an Inept Cabbage Head is to have the equal brain capacity of Sir Steve Bruce

Inept Cabbage Head is to be a constant failure, a Girthy piece of meat and have the football knowledge of a an American.

by Rusty1201 October 20, 2021

butter the cabbage

1. During sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's butt cheeks.

2. Rubbing ejaculate into the butt cheeks.

1. I was fucking her doggy and instead of giving her a creampie, I decided to butter the cabbage.

2. "If a man's a gentleman, he may butter my cabbage."
(Porn Queen, from web series Mouthpieces on hungrmantv.com)

by GreggMo February 12, 2012

strain the cabbage

to go and have a piss

I'm going to strain the cabbage

by sdimom747 June 12, 2018

Spunky Cabbage

A cabbage that has been spunked (cumed on) and then you serve it to your family for tea.

I spunked all over our families Christmas cabbage and made a Spunky Cabbage

by SpunkyCabbage8==D--O: July 3, 2012

Grabbage of the Cabbage

To gain the privilage of grabbing a female's breasts.

Maybe if your lucky Emily will give you some grabbage of the cabbage!

by Danny Paps October 8, 2003

rice and cabbage

Food that a black girl eats to make her butt get bigger; or soul food in general

Dang Maya, you be eatin your rice and cabbage right?.

by Nikki02 January 12, 2016