A beard like tuft of hair that is located between ball sack and anus. The taint beard should rest well below the ball sack. A proper taint beard should be at least 1 to 2 inches below to allow proper viewing from all angles. The ball sack should also be groomed and maintained regularly. A taint beard is required for the infamous Amish Bushwhacker (See Amish Bushwhacker) and also for the Western variaion for the Amish Bushwhacker.
The womans face was irritiated by her husbands taint beard.
Captain Neckbeard grooms his taint beard on the regular.
He grew a taint beard so he could do the amish bushwacker.
Captain Neckbeard grooms his taint beard on the regular.
He grew a taint beard so he could do the amish bushwacker.
by zombiepinup December 30, 2011
When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.
by Tom Slagmore March 09, 2018
the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin
Tom: So what did you two do last night?
Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.
Tom: You are a sick freak.
Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.
Tom: You are a sick freak.
by brodudecm March 02, 2009
by Shebix July 15, 2017
by Dracotic September 25, 2010
by bluDAbaDEdaBAdi September 11, 2011
The beard you start growing until you reach your ultimate goal and can't cut it off until you get there.
Brian Wilson's rally beard keeps getting longer until he wins the World Series of Baseball.
I'm growing a rally beard until I earn $1m dollars.
I'm growing a rally beard until I earn $1m dollars.
by DjScratchWrecked'Em October 03, 2011