Soggy Burrito

Derogatory nickname for Augie Garrido, long-time head coach of the University of Texas baseball team.

Soggy Burrito is famous for playing small ball and getting arrested for drunk driving at the cow college of austin.

by IncoG5nito June 22, 2009

The Horny Burrito

the horny burrito is a sexual position in which the male is lying on the ground and the female is on top. it is so named because while the female is on top she is eating a burrito specifically from chipotle. many find arousal in this position because fixins from the burrito fall and the female lick them up seductively creating a greater sense of sexuality. The horny burrito can also be performed in gymnasiums for added sexual arousal.

Me and Camille performed the Horny Burrito last night...it is one of the best sex positions ever!

by hornyasanything June 21, 2009

ghetto burrito

Step 1 : Finely crush up a bag of Doritos.

Step 2 : Add hot sauce and vegetable oil and a few drops of water.

Step 3 : Roll up, and compress crushed contents in bag.

Step 4 : Remove and enjoy your ghetto burrito.

"Ma.. whats for lunch?"

"Go grab a bag of Doritos and make yourself a ghetto burrito"

by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009

Digital Burrito

A joint with marijuana mixed with DMT

Person A) You tryin to go to outer space?

Person B)YEAH! lets smoke a digital burrito

by Tyler Kecinav April 9, 2011

Senor my burrito is dieing

When you or a food item is dieing

I bought a pancake from walmart and I screamed "SENOR MY BURRITO IS DIEING"!

by Mr. Senor November 10, 2010

Cancer Burrito

A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.

Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!

by FRISKET II July 25, 2008

Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag September 17, 2008