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Browning Out

The resulting comatose state induced by a sudden, intense, and in most cases involuntary bowel movement. The victim may temporarily develop a minor form of amnesia due to an unstable peak in anal pressure and release known as Anal Fragmentation. Anal Fragmentation leaves the victim with little memory of said movement prior to losing consciousness. This is informally known as the process of blowing out ones sphincter.

The aftermath of a case of "Browning Out", provided the victims anus is still within repair, often calls for the prompt administration of medical and psychological aid. If left unattended the victim will experience long-term anal leakage and probable death due to serious infection and inability to withhold from defecation. Or Simply die of embarrASSment.
I invited the new girl from work out to family dinner on Sunday. The date was going well until Susie's bowels exploded on Gram Gram. Susie and Gram Gram are still in the hospital due to the browning out incident and cannot recall anything after the appetizers. Susie had mentioned her condition in regards to ethnic foods, and to Gram Gram's demise-- I ignored it. I'm sorry Gram Gram.
by FranMan November 13, 2013
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Browning

The act of bragging about one's cock size while said instrument is in their partner's orifice.
I couldn't hear myself think between his moaning and browning every other minute.
by Rebel Deb October 3, 2015
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blowing job

The retarted way my boyfriend says blow job just to annoy me.
"Babe, will you give me a blowing job?"
by Squirt5000 July 18, 2017
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blowing bubbles

Definition: During a 69, when a male's scrotal sack is tightly placed around the nose of his partner, and their partner exhales through their nose to expanding the scrotum.

Background: First discovered by Andrew Robl when he was engaged in intercourse with his partner Phil who sneezed into his scrotum during felacio.
by Breadstick May 31, 2004
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Air Bowing

term referring to novice violin and chello players who pretend to play during musical performances in order to impress their parents.
When I was in fourth grade, all I did was air bow. Carolyn is a really good violin player, when I was her age I just air bowed. There were several children air bowing the concert.
by Madison D. May 5, 2007
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Blowing Fog

To fart in such a manner that others can almost see the ghastly "fog" that was just released into the room.
Oh man, remember that halloween when we all saw "Saw"? Mike was blowing fog the whole time. I could barely stand it.
by BenjaminGaffney August 2, 2006
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blowing glass

Smoking weed through a bong.
Dude, me and my friend Alec were blowing glass last night and we fell on our asses faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast.
by ItsTheDeveloper June 18, 2016
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