brad

brad is a sexy man that is great in bed and bangs up 69 girls a day in 69 positions in 69 seconds all 69 at once with another 69 guys he loves all genders and know the name of all 69. And on another note he loves the number 69. He has a magnum dong which require size xxxxxl condoms and bigger. Be careful he can scar you for life and will play with your brain from the inside.

brad is a sexy beast

by sick sender November 2, 2021

French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.

If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.

The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

brad

perfection.

guy: you’re literally brad<3
girl: aww u think i’m perfect

by ilysmbrad July 27, 2021

the brad paradox

Schrodinger's brad, its a paradox of every time he tries to get out of a situation by talking, He keeps digging himself away from winning the argument getting more dirt on him in the process

Fuck you no in not putting the brad paradox in the example

by Ruthless-Gaytard August 29, 2021

Brad

(Verb) to seemingly ignore someone talking to you, it mostly happens on accident but only happens on people not named brad, if it happens on someone named brad, it wasn't an accident

“Are you brading me?” “*oblivion*” “*eye roll*”

by Exhaustpipefucker June 30, 2021

Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.

Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!

by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012