Blowjob Blinders 

The inability of a male to recognize that his significant other is crazy because he is engaging in regular intercourse or receiving oral sex from said significant other.

John: Why does he stick with her even though she keyed his car?
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.

Blowjob Blinders by T-Puppy November 21, 2019

Blowjobed 

Blowjobed.

Blowjobed.

Blowjobed by truegrit__ May 23, 2020

blowjob December 

It is when you give blowjobs as a girl to a guy more then normal.

I can not wait for blowjob december, im going to get so much blowjobs

blowjob December by Coochieman4president November 9, 2020

Frozen Blowjob 

The act of fellatio being administered with a mouthful of ice; crushed or cubed is fine.

Tell me, when was the first time you received a frozen blowjob?

Frozen Blowjob by Utsi Schissenhausen March 1, 2012

elephant blowjob 

Giving a blow job to a man who still has his trouser on. But the zipper is pulled down and penis out through that hole, and both pockets pulled out to make it look like an elephant

Will you give me an elephant blowjob

she gave me an elephant blow job

elephant blowjob by hiphopmaster May 6, 2014

jalapeno blowjob 

When a person, typically a female, prepares salsa containing jalapeno peppers subsequently performs felacio using their hand and the oil gets onto the penis. Thereby inducing a burning sensation on both the penis and the mouth of the blow-job giver.

My wife made a great salsa, but i got a jalapeno blowjob later that night and had to take a shower to make the burn stop.

jalapeno blowjob by Drewski Laflair June 15, 2017

free blowjob 

Trick question, no such thing.

"Can I get Friday off"? Can i get a free blowjob"?

free blowjob by F0ckRite May 31, 2018