Bleach Blonde

A dumb slut with fake blonde hair (usually accompanied with highlights and big luscious curls). She likes to be stereotyped as stupid because even though she knows that blondes are stereo typed as stupid, she does it anyway because she likes people to think that she is stupid.

Her face tends to be of the orange persuasion and must be handled gently or it will rub off on a shirt and you will see the horror beneath it.

The Bleach Blonde can be seen at parties doing keg stands, specifically. She usually fools men into thinking she is good looking by having great hair and wearing lots of make up.

She is not to be mistaken for a natural blonde.

-"damn that girl must be hot. She's blonde!"

-"Just wait till she turns around. Don't let the hair fool ya. Shes a Bleach Blonde"

by blahblahblahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 29, 2011

blonde comments

stating a phrase that doesn't make sense
...see Andrei

Andrei on his own cell phone: Hey what's up....oh shit! I think I left my cell phone at the bowling alley.
Other person: ummm...you are talking on your cell right now..duh!

by aight September 8, 2004

Blond Spot

A blond patch of hair in the middle of your head, typically where bald spots would be. The blond patch of hair gives the false impression that someone is missing hair in that space, creating a pseudo bald spot.

1: "OMG, do you have a bald spot at 19?"
2: "No. It's just a blond spot."

by Hodey August 10, 2009

dumb-blonde

n. 1: a person (usually female) with blonde hair who is slow to learn or understand "emma a dumb-blonde" ; lacking intellectual acuity; "emma is so dense she never understands anything I say to her because she is a dumb-blonde"; "I never met anyone quite so dim as emma"; "dumb-blonde people like emma believe some really dumb things"; "Emma was either normally stupid or deliberately being a dumb-blonde "; "Tom worked with the slow (dumb-blonde) students like Emma"

syn: dense, dim, dull, obtuse, slow dense, dim-witted, dodo, doltish, dull, dumb bunny, dumb head, dumb ox, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick, doltish, dull, dumb, fatheaded, half-witted, ignorant, imbecilic, impassive, lethargic, numskulled, obtuse, phlegmatic, simple, slow, slow-witted, sluggish, stolid, thick, torpid

"Emma is a dumb-blonde most of the time."

by Tom "JF" C July 29, 2008

stupid blonde

A normal blonde girl.

Stupid blonde: Mom, my sister has her monthly period.
Mom: How can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blod.

by Maniac_88 April 18, 2006

Blonde Ghetto

Where a white women thinks she has a Ghetto Booty. And goes around and struts it!

White Women: Look at my Ghetto Booty!
Black Women: You ain't got shit on this!
White Women: Oh no she didn't!
Black Women: I'm going to kick your ass! You have no booty!

by Sarah July 1, 2004

Strawberry Blonde

A mixed hair color consisting of blonde and red

Chad's Mom : Where is Chad & Lydia at?
Chad's Wife : Probably in the bedroom! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn Lydia you are so hot just look at you petite little body soft Strawberry Blonde hair! Mmm!
Lydia : Thanks Chad I have Strawberry Blonde pussy hair too see!
Chad : Wow you sure do I bet you would like me to rub my dick on it?
Lydia : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Chad : Ahh so soft OOPS it went in your pussy silly me!
Lydia : Is my big brother gonna cum for me?
Chad : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Lydia : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD CHAD QUIT FUCKING YOUR SISTER!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister you dumbass! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Lydia : Oh Chad your the best big brother ever! Uhhh! Uhhh!
Chad's Mom : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : Sorry mom I have a fetish for petite Strawberry Blonde girls, Oh God Im gonna cum AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well would you look at that a Strawberry Blonde creampie!
Chad's Dad : How's my little girl it's been way too long OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Mom : CHAD YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOUR MARRIED! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Chill assholes this isn't the first time I fucked another woman!
Chad's Wife : I wish I was a petite Strawberry Blonde! (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop December 2, 2018