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braking the law

Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
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Blaming the wrong person

I, by virtue of describing my own situation, do not assume the guilt of the people singling people out to do to others what us being done to me and you refuse to acknowledge the extent to which it was already happening BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING and you are doing that so you can scapegoat goat me. I have not instructed anyone to kill themselves and can be quoted saying that "If someone tells you to kill yourself you should not do it and live out of spite." I have also instructed people contact mental health professionals if they have homicidal ideations and have stop at least one school shooting? How many school shootings has Gavin Newsom stopped? Fucking ZERO bitch. NONE.
Hym "Yet what happens when they contact the mental health professionals? They LIE. They allow people to continue to falsify and defraud the mental health of others. That's Dr. K. That's Jordan Peterson. By allowing the continue of targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia they have accepted your child's suicide as an acceptable outcome. Suicide. Mass shootings. Instrumental use by bad actors to STEAL MY SUCCESS FROM ME. All of these are things I SAID WOULD HAPPEN. And they ALL came to fruition. The weaponized schizophrenia does what I said it would do. And what did the YouTube fucks do when they confirmed the veracity of my claims? AFTER DOXXING ME FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF DOING THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA TO ME AS THOUGH IT WASN'T ALREADY HAPPENING!? Cried like a bitch, very publicly and then continued to either do it or do nothing. That goes for the celebrity psychologists as well. How much do you want to bet that if I name drop Dr. Phil he shows up in the news cycle tomorrow? It wouldn't be the first time it happens. But they can't resist. They can't resist doing it and they want me to kill your kids so they can sweep their culpability under the rug and go forward as the authors of history. All to keep REE-lon's (likely) money flowing into their pockets. You're blaming the wrong person here. I don't want your kids to die. I want you to stop letting these people call a bluff FOR YOU that you cannot afford.
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025
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Blacking Off

Blacking Off is a form of autoeroticism in which a black person sexually stimulates their own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. Stimulation may involve the use of hands, everyday objects, sex toys, or more rarely, the mouth (autofellatio and autocunnilingus). Blacking Off may also be performed with another black sex partner, either blacking off together or watching the other black partner Black Off, known as "Mutual Blacksturbation".
A job? Nah fam, I bet that Nigga be Blacking Off.
by Bobblesworth Von Spankleton November 12, 2025
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Blaming

Hym "I'm not just blaming you for shit you don't control. Shut up. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2025
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Blaming others

A position of detachment wherein any fault or responsibility is off-loaded to an alternative resource that essentially absolves any personal responsibility.
Oh, there’s no doubt. It’s not my fault! There are forces working against me! Right now I’m ’blaming Others’ for the shit that’s gone down. But ‘IT COULD BE ME’ !!
by YAWA December 12, 2025
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Baking a Cake

Feeling a shit curating in one’s bowels.
Damn…I’m baking a cake right now. I will be ready to drop it off soon, as part of my weight loss program.
by Chief Sawnee December 14, 2025
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The Beakings

The Beatles meet The Vikings
60's Pop rock music mixed with special sound effects and lyrics that are not understandable. Band members include Kindof Palking Ivonna Issue Static Bob Weaddababeeitsabob and Yiou.
Because of their experiments, The Beakings have a very distinguished band sound.
by Hershey July 26, 2004
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