birthday depression

As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.

Bob is going to be 50, man, he is going through serious birthday depression.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

Birthday

a day to celebrate because u haven't died lastyear

Sam: Yo nigga, happy birthday
Me: Thanks to god. He didn't kill me last year

by Vathsava El May 30, 2017

birthday festival

A week long festival that takes place around a person's birthday. It usually commences 3 days before the actual birthDAY, and ceases 3 days after.

Also known as "the festival of ME".

The birthday festival encompasses several key official events, including; the opening ceremony; eve of birthday eve; birthday eve itself; birthday recovery; and ends with a festival closure party. All other events occurring during this festival is at the discretion of the birthday person.

All friends, family and aquaintances shall worship and adore their birthday person during this time. Showering of gifts, favours, foot rubs etc and providing anything on demand to the birthday person is essential.

1. "Yo beeeatches, it's MY birthday festival, and you will drink cocktails out of my boot, if I say so"

2. Sorry Boss, I can't come to work this week, I have a birthday festival to attend.

by The Shonk-meister February 11, 2018

birthday money

drug money.

hey, i got some birthday money, you selling?

by sloppy josie April 16, 2019

birthday bang

To bang someone as a birthday gift, or on the occasion of their birthday

Hey, happy birthday! Wanna go for the birthday bang? 😈

by alexyz41 May 8, 2020

Happy Birthday

It’s that one sung no one likes singing or having it be sung to you.

Everyone: (awkwardly) happy birthday to you
The birthday girl/boy: (awkwardly) *smiles*

by Gravity Club March 10, 2021

Happy candy birthday

The two weeks before and two weeks after your actual birthday. To celebrate ones birthday for a month. A month long tribute to ones self.

Happy candy darling." "We wish you the happiest of candies." It's my happy candy birthday Beeeeeeaaaatches." "I am awesome; it's my happy candy.

by TheKKhotbox October 14, 2011