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A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
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birthday sex

its when you get some sucky or some fucky for your birthday, with no relationship needed
he got her poosy for his birthday, and theyre just friends
by jhjsahdsa October 23, 2004
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Birthday Bash

The overly excessive amount of facebook notifications one receives on his/her birthday due to mainly people that person never talks to wishing them a happy birthday.
I was trying to creep on Courtney's profile, but she got birthday bashed and I didn't feel like scrolling through all of the wall posts
by Carl from Jimmy Neutron January 26, 2011
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Birthday Psychosis

When it's a person's birthday and they announce it every 5 minutes on Facebook for friends to wish them a happy birthday even though everyone already knows. Once their friends are suckered into sending birthday wishes - they then ask for more without saying thank you, leaving everyone amazed and moderately disgusted. Slight variation of attention whore
Birthday brat: HEY EVERYONE ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Thoughtful Friend: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday Brat replies: WHERE'S MY GIFT??????????????

Thoughtful friend messages everyone else secretly: OMG!! He has Birthday Psychosis!
by Blappy Pants September 10, 2011
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birthday

One day in year, when people are not being a douche to you.
Teacher: Allright, I won't bother you today, cuz it's your birthday
Student: Thanks
Teacher: Tomorrow, I'm gonna start ripping on you
by mshd94 November 29, 2011
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Diamond Birthday

When your age matches your IQ.
by Strikefalcon August 1, 2022
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The Birthday Cake

Having sex with a girl from behind, and finishing on her ass. After you've finished you use a rubber spatula to evenly distribute the cum on her butt cheeks, as if it were icing on a cake. When this is complete you may stick a candle in her butt hole and light it. Finish off by putting on a birthday party hat and you have successfully completed The Birthday Cake.
"Dude, I gave Steph the birthday cake last night!"

"Oh that's nice of you dude, was it red velvet or...?"

"No dude, I came on her butt and smeared it with a spatula."
by B Hayes April 15, 2013
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