Human Bird

Sticking one's ass out of a window and shitting from the sky on a person just like a bird does.

David! What's a human bird?!?! You know! When I stick my ass out of the window and aim!

by humanbirder April 18, 2011

flappy bird

A game that will ruin you.

Don't play flappy bird.

by Vince18 February 1, 2014

winkie bird

Weiner, weenie, peepee, schlong.

That idiot over there has his winkie bird out.

by Rose likes pie November 18, 2009

Larry Bird

1.Pretty much the Micheal Jordan for white boys.

2. One of the best in Players in Basketball history.

John: We don't do it like Mike, we do it like Larry.
Shawn: Niggah stop playin, Larry Bird can't beat MJ.

by RicoSwavey June 12, 2009

momma birding

(v.) The act of feeding a person or animal from your mouth. The food is most often chewed by the first individual before being transfered.

Try momma birding him.

by davakon August 7, 2011

Ghetto Bird

Police helicopter, especially when hovering over one area for a prolonged period of time.

That ghetto bird's been flying over the liquor store for half an hour.

by dannyb April 3, 2009

shit bird

Comical but frequently used insulting military jargon generally used to denote a lower ranking enlisted person whose uniformed appearance and/or job performance is substantially unsatisfactory ('un-sat'). A person who can be counted on to screw-up the most simple of tasks, and generally not entrusted to handle much more than the menial. Also utilized among civilan population albeit with far less frequency and familiarity; does not resonate with same defamitory impact as when used in military circles.

His shirt isn't ever tucked properly, shoes haven't been shined in ages and his haircut is barely within regulations-not only does he look like hell in uniform but he's terrible at his duties too, what a SHIT Bird!

by Eric Lazar August 21, 2007