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alpha dork

The nerd that usually walks over other nerds in their geek squad. The alpha dork usually has more eye catching things about them such as tattoos or possibly muscles to distinguish themself from the stereotypical nerds that spend all their time with a book over their face.
The alpha dork was the one that acted as the portal to the outside world for the other nerds in his group. He/she was the one that knew everything there was the one that knew everything there was to know about the opposite sex, sports, cars, weapons, violence and other alpha shit that the other nerds couldn't study/learn from reading a book, so he was the one they thought was their MVN their most valuable nerd. Kind of like their leader.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
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Alpha Female

A girl, usually short and stocky in stature, who is the dominate member of a group of girls. She typically was a soccer or lacrosse player in high school and continues to impose her athletic aggression on her pretty friends while out with them at a bar.
The tall brunette I was talking to at the bar was in love with me. Right when I was about to take her to Ron's house, her alpha female friend became enraged and forced her to leave.
by tactrash July 1, 2008
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Apex alpha

Mathew preddy is the definition of an apex alpha
Did you see how preddy dealt with the soy boy waiter at wisemans?
Ye what a savage, he's the apex alpha
by WhatsApp group king November 27, 2019
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Alpha John

1. a species of animals that mate asexually yet flirt with girls. Many laws of nature associate with him such as the law of desperation.
2.One who is alpha
3. a man at MRHS
Wow, he is an Alpha John
by mrhs1994 May 5, 2009
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Alpha Geek

The most tech savey guy/gal in the office... also still a virgin.
Guy 1:Wow..that Chris guy just fixed that computer...
Guy 2: Yeah but hes still a Virgin...
Guy 1:hahaha must be the Alpha Geek!
by Katy9002 August 9, 2009
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alpha phaget

That Matt Lyons kid is such an alpha phaget, but I'd still let him fuck me in the ass.
by THOR'SHAMMER October 28, 2014
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Zen alpha

An alpha male who is so strong that he is content with suffering. Thus, he does not have an agenda or pursue his trivial earthly desires.
He is such a zen alpha, he lets others enjoy the spoils of his battles.
by Sierra343940 January 6, 2018
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