white bastard

Lower then shit

Thanks for destroying my house you white bastard.

by bill sagatis September 12, 2013

cunt bastard

when you are intoxicated, one of the best words in the English dictionary to say

When Stuart gets drunk, he loves to call everybody a cunt bastard.

by MstuO March 14, 2009

old bastard

Someone who is past their time is often described as an "old bastard".

`That Tony Bond is shite at football the fuckin "Old Bastard" pah.

by Grego April 6, 2005

bastard-fuck

noun: any annoying/inconvenient/unwanted/unkind situation/person that can be considered both a right bastard and a complete fuck.

1) Max goes out at 6:30am to leave for work and discovers the front tyre on his bike is completely flat. Max looks angrily at the tyre and proclaims "oh you bastard-fuck!".

2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.

by SirJibby January 6, 2009

Dutch Bastard

In simplicity, a fatherless Dutchman, a dutch pedophile, a Dutch homo, Or Johan Van Der Smut, "Goldmember."

Golmember is known as a Dutch bastard, and in extremely faggish actions, a crazy Dutch bastard. He does not have a fahza and loves gold. and testicles. Typical Dutch bastard

by Darkrai227 January 21, 2010

Tinky Bastard

A not-so-well-off person, mostly found wandering the streets of Glasgow with tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks with no t-shirt (exposing their drug ravaged body!).

Steve "Look at that tinky bastard"
Raz "Eh, aken"

by happy_g September 16, 2005

Bastard Maker

A girl who has two kids by two different guys (who aren't around) and then latches on to an unexpecting, sexually inexperienced guy in hopes of spitting out child number three!

Damn dude I can't believe you moved in with Becky, that girl is a bastard maker!

by The Stonewall December 30, 2015