Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.

Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there

by Tokaiya June 19, 2023

bachelor

a male bird or mammal without a mate, especially one prevented from breeding by a dominant male.

The young male elk was a bachelor, unable to challenge the dominant bull for mating rights.

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024

bachelor

a young knight serving under another's banner.

As a bachelor, he served loyally under the banner of his liege lord, gaining experience and honor on the battlefield.

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024

bachelorbby

German dating coach. Bachelorbby is the hope for every man between 15-28 years. He tells them how to seduce women on social media as twitch, YouTube and tiktok. He is the ultimate player, because he has atleast 3 new girls every week. You either love him or you hate him, because of his very strong opinions on litterally everything.

Damn, bachelorbby is the biggest player. The 🅿️.

by 22playa November 28, 2023

Bachelor Pad

When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.

Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left some bachelor pads on the seat.

by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024

Bachelor Pad

When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.

Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left a couple bachelor pads lying around.

by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024

Bachelor Disc

A cheap, but satisfactorily filling, meal of frozen pizza. Can be consumed any time of day, preferably with malt liquor. Terminology popular in Wisconsin, the de facto frozen pizza capital.

Hey Peckerwoodchuck! Wanna grab breakfast?

Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.

by GeunterMcBeunter March 21, 2025