Breakfast Anus
Breakfast Anus by oofblocks March 17, 2020
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Torn Anus
The act of being double penetrated so hard that your butt hole and vagina or penis hole rips into one. This is very common with midgets that were raised on potato farms. If a torn anus is not treated within 19 days it morphs into a liquid butt hole. Which is very unpleasant and well keep you up at night and smells like a monkeys queff.
Gary Coleman did not go to the doctors for his torn anus because he knew that wouldn't help him since he's black and grew up on a potato farm. Now his torn anus smells of a monkeys vaginal fart on account of its a liquid butt hole now.
Torn Anus by MidgetBreeder June 28, 2011
heinous anus gayness
Bob: I heard Frank had to get reconstructive surgery on his asshole after spending an evening with Don.
Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.
Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.
heinous anus gayness by Hammer of Jesus August 17, 2019
Winter’s anus
The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.
Winter’s anus by Bmckeat April 19, 2021
Dusty anus
A dusty anus is where you haven't taken a shit in a very long time that your anal passage has become barren and desolate which makes your farts shoot out all remaining residue.
Dusty anus by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010
toasty anus
That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.
toasty anus by itsurbandictionarywhocares April 22, 2015
missile anus
A hilarious mispronunciation of "miscellaneous".
The amusement park was filled with its usual assortment of tourists, performers, and missile anus weirdos.
missile anus by vince_k May 19, 2016