by Woody Rocket May 22, 2008
Imminently balding warlord. Leaves his charisma and rampant sexual desires locked behind closed doors, but hangs his big balls dangling out there for all to see. Mess him about, he'll kill you. But just as likely to go halfs with you on a ham and pineapple pizza.
by Tiffany Carlisle June 22, 2006
by TJ Bank$ May 25, 2011
A man who ISN'T and NEVER was President of the United States, contrary to popular belief by numerous liberals and other angry Democrats. This man is a total jackass, and we all know that he did NOT invent the internet.
Al Gore is a damned fool. He doesn't even truly represent his own state (Tennessee) either; he spent most of his life in a political atmosphere with his daddy in Washington!
by Fan of Survivor (the band) May 13, 2005
by emerald_ariel November 19, 2003
The act of smashing a bottle of alcohol over an individual's head when having sex, preferably from behind.
I really was sick of having sex with this girl so I just took the bottle of Jack Daniel's next to my bed and al caponed her so I could go to bed.
by Cookie Crisp February 26, 2012
Powned as badly as getting fucked by the late great italian american gangster, Alphonso ''scarface'' capone
by FitzJIZZLE ON YOUR MUM December 06, 2008