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by Crumpfartmaster June 8, 2021
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African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!
by GoingGutless June 8, 2021
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Melons

A melon is a type of large fruit that grows from the ground. They come in multiple varieties es and tastes such as watermelons (the most well known type) which have a green exterior and red interior, they are usually sweet tasting and very juicy. They're are also two other types, one of which is yellow inside and out with a flavor that is sweet but not as much as a watermelon and the other is grey and green on the outside and orange inside that is less sweet than the yellow varient.

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by Magickpigeon May 23, 2021
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yucky melon

Used to call out something or someone who is weird and disgusting, in a demure and cutesy way.
Bob : "Hey look at my new shirt"
Peter: "eww yucky melon "
by anonymous August 20, 2024
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Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons
Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!
by RealioBealio August 22, 2024
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Melon Nelon

Person A: tells funny joke

Person B: "Get a load of this melon nelon"
by MonkeyNuggets🐒 December 3, 2024
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Rusty Melon

When you're having sex with a woman and you put a clown horn butt plug into her butt so it honks with the rhythm as you have sex.
by Gator_4 December 6, 2024
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