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Creepy Drunk

Stage of drunkenness where you are so drunk that you do creepy things such as grind hard with random girls who want no part of it, pass out and randomly wake up throughout night, or sit staring creepily at a person for much to long.
John: Dude last night was so weird

Tim: Why's that?

John: Frank kept staring at me the entire night from his seat in the corner.

Tim: Oh damn! He was creepy drunk.
by UNOMav December 4, 2010
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drunk formal

A dress code the looks formal yet the clothing is comfortable enough to pass out drunk in
Tonights party is going to be a drunk formal dress code.
by Drunkformal January 1, 2017
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drunk billionaire

The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.
Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!

Friends: Can't. I'm broke!

DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.

And the next day...

DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???
by not a db March 17, 2010
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The Drunk Lottery

Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.
Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.
by Frank De'Checko June 19, 2010
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Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.
1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011
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Drunk Darts

A drinking game consisting of a dart board and beer.
Rules:
- drink if you lose a game of 3 darts a piece
- drink if you miss the board
- if you miss the board 3 times in a row, chug your beer.

- a dart landing on the black counts as a negative score of the number it lands outside of
- a dart landing outside the wire, but still landing on the black portion of the board counts as triple negative.

- when beers are almost finished, the loser must get the next round of beers, thus being shunned and humiliated.

Created by B. Tiberius Flynn & Dert Derty Mcgerty Cardace

YES
Tiberius never loses in drunk darts. Only if he wants to drink on purpose.
by Pabst Blue beer June 10, 2010
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bro-drunk

A state of intoxication characterized by unwarranted high-fiving, fist-bumping and any other activity typically associated with excessive levels of testosterone. This condition is customarily associated with college-aged males and prodigious consumption of hops-based alcoholic beverages. Stereotypical undertakings of an individual in this state can include but are not limited to: viewing of televised sporting events, gatherings of fraternal organizations, and any pursuit which might involve the removal of his polo shirt to establish the viability of his biceps.
Oh my god, Bill and Ted are so bro-drunk right now. They just chugged another beer and now they're arm wrestling!
by andykat September 2, 2009
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