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David

Amazing, funny, good, creative, amazing engineer, and amazing hockey goalie.
If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.
omg is that a David
by scubadavestudios January 22, 2020
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David

by Penys November 30, 2019
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David

David is one of the funniest people you’ll ever come across. He’s obsessed with cars, but also really talented in his driving and his mechanic skills. David is the most loyal boyfriend, and will do anything to see his girl happy. If you ever meet a David don’t let him go.
Girl-“Who is that”
Girl 2-“That’s David. Go say hi, You won’t regret it”
by Lilpotatooo March 30, 2021
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David

The fattest cock of all time, he will destroy your whole family including your cousins with his huge penis.
I spent the night with David!
by fats so al October 23, 2019
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David

Gay and loves boys he will make a guy cum in 1 sec
Guy 1: hey David I wanna talk to you

David: ok sexy mf
by Bsjdbehdjwjdu February 2, 2021
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David

A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.
"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"
by TheSqueebCollector June 8, 2019
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David

The name of a very gay man. Loves men, and only men. Known for stealing men from women due to sheer masculine power, and his over-sized fanny pack. Likes to wear beanies because he is insecure about his hair. Switched to men cause he can't get girls.
Damn, that David stole my boyfriend
by DAVIDBLOVER445 November 27, 2019
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