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David

Amazing, funny, good, creative, amazing engineer, and amazing hockey goalie.
If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.
omg is that a David
by scubadavestudios January 22, 2020
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David is a caring, sexy, funny person and may seem very happy but deep down he has this one person he loves and cares for even if he does have a partner he shows his true colors around his close family and friends he has those beautiful hazel eyes that you can see from miles away... he shows he cares and will help you when you’re down but sometimes he gets overwhelmed and mad and does things he regrets even when he says sorry you’re soul just falls in love with him even more and you fall deep into his eyes your very lucky if you have a David in you’re life keep him close!
I love you David🥰
by KC519 January 22, 2020
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Someone who fucks up an unfuckable situation
Person 1: Wow the act of breathing is so simple that it's practically automatic

Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated
by The BCOM Podcast January 23, 2020
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A guy who really likes bbws and lizzo he is also really ugly and can only get fat people women or men he takes it or leaves it he is really unfunny and has a small dick usually has ugly curly hair that looks like pubes and is the gay best friend he likes dogs in different ways than usual and tells his mom to suck his dick
Guy 1:Yo that guy likes fat people

Guy 2:Must be a david
by Bigboydavid23132 February 4, 2020
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david is that on friend who begs for everything, he is an ungrateful bitch ass nigga and he failed a grade and wants to fight people half his size and still lose to somebody who fought in grass with socks david is a snitch who nobody wants them to be around
you know david yeah he a opp and he fant fight
by SGS.SPURK March 27, 2020
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Oh my god he looks like a potato, he must be a David
by haha you noob April 11, 2020
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a man who won’t mind his damn business
David: wait why does johnny have so many soaps?
johnny: mIND YO DAMN BUSINESS DAVID
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