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Nose Beard

Dude, trim your mustache, it's like a frickin' nose beard or something.
by f.zappa March 19, 2009
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Skin Beard

An other term for a scrotum.
Dude, check out this gay porn...There's a guy that's contact juggling a black man's skin beard...
by Dracotic September 26, 2010
mugGet the Skin Beardmug.

Beard Bail

When you get gum stuck in your beard and you have to shave it off to get rid of the gum.
Bob: Dude I just blew a bubble so big that when it busted I had to do a beard bail.
by Slow Company 7th Battalion April 23, 2010
mugGet the Beard Bailmug.

Apple beard

A bulbous like forming and upkeep of a beard just on the ball of the chin. Round and plump.
Man, did you see Chris' apple beard? He's been growing that thing for weeks now, no water required!
by bluDAbaDEdaBAdi September 11, 2011
mugGet the Apple beardmug.

bearded pompeii

the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin
Tom: So what did you two do last night?

Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.

Tom: You are a sick freak.
by brodudecm March 2, 2009
mugGet the bearded pompeiimug.

bearded elder

I left work early to play with the kids. The bearded elder, I mean, and the twins.
by Das Brick September 18, 2006
mugGet the bearded eldermug.

rally beard

The beard you start growing until you reach your ultimate goal and can't cut it off until you get there.
Brian Wilson's rally beard keeps getting longer until he wins the World Series of Baseball.

I'm growing a rally beard until I earn $1m dollars.
by DjScratchWrecked'Em October 3, 2011
mugGet the rally beardmug.

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