A vast and conflicting concept, The Riley Paradox was first observed forming from the mind of the person it is named after, Riley. The Riley Paradox is not an external object, however it is a transcended mindset when all mental fragments combine, where one would usually struggle with the grating of sadness across the soul, there is a concentrated core of all emotion, memories and logic into an ever flowing ball, meaning that any force will be dissipated but also experienced. To obtain the Riley Paradox, one must go through their darkest days, emerge victorious and experience prolonged exposure to multiple instances of Lewdity among other unexplainable internal events. There are multiple categories for the Riley Paradox, each named in "Versions" eg. V1, V2 and V3. Each version encompasses combined fragments, for example, the desire for Monster Girls.
The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.
The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.
Guy: Yo so you going alright man?
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...
by Obtainee of the Paradox September 06, 2019
A Riley Loveday is just as it sounds. A bitch. But not just any bitch. Dan and Tans bitch. Good guy. But just a giant douche canoe and resembles a back street boy cast out. Also can be used to describe a job, person, or anything else.
by Hillbillydillydilly January 10, 2022
A dirty Riley is when he is getting bullied so he runs over to them, whips out his big one and uses it as an AK-47 with his spunk as ammo
by Scadoof March 02, 2022
Dewey Riley (also known as "dwight" riley) was the deuteragonist of the scream series until his death in Scream 2022.
His was also known as the love interest and soon husband of Gale Weathers.
His was also known as the love interest and soon husband of Gale Weathers.
Person 1: Hey bro did you hear?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Dewey Riley died in the new Scream movie.
Person 2: Damn bro
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Dewey Riley died in the new Scream movie.
Person 2: Damn bro
by r@tsbm8s August 04, 2022
by jelly balls December 01, 2022
A man with a cock so big when he walks on the beach, people think a snake is following him. The acient gods coward in wake of his massive cock. They offered bananas to satisfy the beast. He who posses the burden of DK dick is to be forever along in fear he would split a potential mate.
by Big Aus April 27, 2018
if you have a Riley in your life you will be instantly cured from depression just ask her and boom your heeled she is very good at strangling people and being annoying in class but keep her safe cause she is the best person ever.
she also has ADHD so you will be distracted by her but you know its all good
she also has ADHD so you will be distracted by her but you know its all good
by rileyt__________ August 08, 2019