The likelihood as measured by probability theory that you will experience a hug within a certain amount of time. Even when there are hug-restrictions imposed by external entities- whether they be societal, institutional or ethical- the shared, in-vivo space will, regardless, invoke the possibility of a hug, thus increasing the Hug Quotient. In the event that a hug cannot be delivered as only determined by a null hypothesis and there's not even a random friggin way to get a hug, the remote suggestion of a hug will continue to stimulate the memory of physical contact, reminding the body of its ability to induce a warm feeling of comfort and connection.
Curly: I just got a new on-line therapist
Mo: yeah, but those quacks have no Hug Quotient
Curly: Therapists aren't allowed to hug, idiot
Mo: idiot, you're the one with the therapist
Larry: You guys should try Ketamine
Mo: yeah, but those quacks have no Hug Quotient
Curly: Therapists aren't allowed to hug, idiot
Mo: idiot, you're the one with the therapist
Larry: You guys should try Ketamine
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it December 29, 2018
Get the Hug Quotientmug. A hug between two people that is full of warmth, friendship and affection.
There should be no distance between both people, this is unlike the "man pat" where distance should be maximised as affection, and respect are not part of the relationship. It could even be possible, with the "man pat", that both parties to the hug are politicians or arch enemies.
A marshmallow hug should see both people lingering for a squeeze, a giggle and a cheek smooch.
Marshmallow huggers are generally warm people, and dislike those who "man pat".
There should be no distance between both people, this is unlike the "man pat" where distance should be maximised as affection, and respect are not part of the relationship. It could even be possible, with the "man pat", that both parties to the hug are politicians or arch enemies.
A marshmallow hug should see both people lingering for a squeeze, a giggle and a cheek smooch.
Marshmallow huggers are generally warm people, and dislike those who "man pat".
Flower to bumble bee - "Hello suuugarrrr, so long since I've seen you. Miss you terribly"
*Flower and bumble bee throw their arms around each other, squeeze, face smooch and giggle with glee due to the happiness created by marshmallow hugs*
*Flower and bumble bee throw their arms around each other, squeeze, face smooch and giggle with glee due to the happiness created by marshmallow hugs*
by spellsgood November 29, 2011
Get the Marshmallow Hugsmug. term uttered by RTE broadcaster Ryan Tubridy whilst presenting his first ever Late Late Toy Show on November 28th 2009.
by Fifitrixiebelle November 28, 2009
Get the Emergency Hugmug. Similar to an orgy in that couples or a single couple spend time watching movies in the dark hugging each other in comfort, no other sexual advances except enjoying each other's company
Friend: What you do last night?
You: Went to GF's to find a hug party going on!
Friend: Is that all that happened?
You: It was a hug party not an orgy.
You: Went to GF's to find a hug party going on!
Friend: Is that all that happened?
You: It was a hug party not an orgy.
by iphoneme March 15, 2009
Get the Hug Partymug. by rudeboi69 March 15, 2008
Get the bum-hugmug. Relates an unwanted hug from somebody annoying and obnoxious. They'll raise their arms and hold you and you won't return the hug, from a distance it seems as if they are hug raping you.
Boy 1: Dude, did you guys see what Wesley did to me today?
Boy 2: What? I saw him jump on you..
Boy 1: HE FUCKING HUG RAPED ME!!
Boy 2: What? I saw him jump on you..
Boy 1: HE FUCKING HUG RAPED ME!!
by Hug-Rape-Victim June 16, 2009
Get the Hug Rapemug. (noun) Usually a really strong/hard hug with lots of love in it, but not in a sexual way. Usually occurs between the best of friends or two people who wish they were more than friends.
by Anonymoussssssssssssness January 9, 2009
Get the love hugmug.