cum crust

(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.

“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”

“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”

by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024

crust dust

crust dust is nutritional yeast or nootch. crust punks put it on their dumpstered food/freegan snacks so that they get all their vitamins.

railspike boosted a bag of crust dust from whole foods. we are gonna sprinkle it on this vegan pizza we dumpstered.

by _amebix_ December 29, 2022

Crustness

The leftover crust from cheescake from Bakers Square, Extra thick graham cracker crust on cheescake

My Cheescake had massive crustness on the bottom of my cheescake.

by Jimmy and Emali July 28, 2011

Pizza Crust

Can refer to sex (rough or soft) or someone's penis.

Would you like your pizza crust rough or soft

by Veronicalodgetisdall June 17, 2018

belly crust

the crust formed inside the stomach when mold inside of your stomach reacts with your stomach fluids. scientifically known as belingus crustacean

jimmy "hey, did you hear mark got belly crust?"
timmy "omg.... thats so sad, i hope he recovers"

by globlinn February 10, 2024

Crust bag

When you are dehydrated but continue to live you life.

Morgan: Oh man! I haven't drinken water in forever I feel like a crust bag .
Leah: Drink some water then

by Leahissuperfunny May 30, 2018

take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.

Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024