text zombie

anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.

That text zombie just bumped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.

by fingerbang134 August 8, 2010

zombie weapons

Any of the famous USAF flight destined UAV electronic GPS guided ICBM (Intercontinetal Ballistic Missile) breed remote launch vehicles chosen to carry an array of selection given size of long distance targets within range from air, sea or land based systems. One zombie weapon may carry one dozen war heads at a time if necessary to destroy multiple local targets.

Afghan and Pakistani Al-Queda forces found a new secret hideout to plan terror and the US has the remote location coordinates and meeting time decides to resort to zombie weapons to spoil the party. BOOM! BANG!

by djsee4 February 11, 2010

Zombie Brain

A mindless creature, especially one that plays League of Legends, they have no idea what they are doing and are lost in life most of the time. If you ask them a question, they will completely ignore you because they have a Zombie Brain.

"SP, what are you doing, why are you taking blue while we are taking dragon, do you have a Zombie Brain?!?!?!!?"

by NWAwalrus June 25, 2022

Bloody zombie

When you have sex with a girl on her period, get your dick really bloody, then cram it in her asshole.

My girl was getting freaky on her period, so I gave her that bloody zombie. That did the trick!

by Malone dick November 2, 2013

Simp Zombie

A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains

Attack of the simp zombies

by Yehosher November 28, 2021

Zombie hand

The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.

I'm gonna zombie hand to this song

by neaks norton November 25, 2009

Zombie Wank

The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be

Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*

Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*

by Lezo August 25, 2021