ride the wind

To live without direction, or without any specific goals.

Job Interviewer: What do you see yourself doing 5 years from now?
Interviewee: I dont really know, I'm just doing to ride the wind after college until I find something I like.

by swinard January 10, 2008

elephant in a wind tunnel

ejaculating into a woman's anus while she farts

I asked my girlfriend if she was in the mood to have an elephant in a wind tunnel

by codiggity January 28, 2011

white wind

A sexual act, it is when you cum on your hand and throw it at a girl.

I was doing Betsy from behind, and I started making whistling noises. She turned around and said "What's that?". I replied "That's the wind..." Then I white winded her.

by Crew January 15, 2006

poop wind

Farts conjured only when having to poop. They are the result of nothing else but the turds themselves.

Being stuck in an elevator with an obese man with a serious case of poop wind can turn hostile.

by Steve June 8, 2003

Blue Wind

Blue Wind is a description of smoke. in particular freebase smoke from pills heroin cocaine crack or w.e you have.

ride the blue wind high and free shell lead you down threw misery leave you low come time to go alone and low as low can be - Townes Van Zandt

by porky shrea June 30, 2010

Dusty Wind Tunnel

The act of farting in the womans mouth while receiving a rim job.

after using the bathroom, john received a rim job from sally in which he asked, "Sally are you ready for the breeze of the dusty wind tunnel?"

by Turd Furgeson October 6, 2007

doves in the wind

a phrase used to describe a situation when a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina (or man's anus); the recipient then proceeds to queef (or fart) out the white ejaculate. The sporadic nature by which the white sperm particles are discharged resembles a flock of white doves in the wind.

Guy 1: "Bro, I was fucking my boyfriend yesterday and after I nutted he wanted me to eat his ass. Little did I know he was gonna hit me with them doves in the wind"
Friend: "Okay, but you could have told me that before I let you have some of my soda"

by cumguzzlr69 March 3, 2018