Hide the wiener

A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.

I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.

by LyassacheckList October 20, 2023

wiener food

Wiener food is the crusty excess of old cum on the ring of your dick head.

"Johnny's wiener food tasted sour."

by Slimycrotchgoblin September 20, 2016

wiener

Only 1 way to describe her. Perfect in every way.

I need my wiener with me no matter what.

by Addicted to wieners March 8, 2022

wiener fun time

the act of sex or sexual play involving two people and a penis. The opposite of wiener sad time.

Guy 1: Dude, how did you do last night?
Guy 2: Tiffany and I totally had wiener fun time!
Guy 1: Awesome.

by sk8likmullen411 July 14, 2011

Wiener sisters

Sisters that sleep with the same guy

Those McKay sisters slept with the same guy… wiener sisters

by SEX666CEE November 1, 2022

Wiener Magnum

A word brought on by frustration while playing a video game. Mainly used when thrown from a vehicle.

Oh wiener magnum! I was hit by a grenade, thrown out of the car, and hit a tree.

by The Tubman April 21, 2009

wiener nugget

A small little boy about the size of a parking cone, with a peanut shaped head, and no hair.

That little boy is such a wiener nugget!

by Jristau August 15, 2021