by Mason is queer May 10, 2018
Get the bloody wienermug. Wiener Linien is the mom of the group AKA the designated driver who makes sure, that everyone gets home safely. She is very environmentally conscious and constantly talks about climate protection. In her hometown she knows every spot, because she is always on the road! Wiener Linien gets along well with everyone - except with people who don't wear their FFP2 mask.
"Thx, Wiener Linien, for bringing my drunk ass home - even in the middle of the night."
"Where would I even go without you, Wiener Linien."
"Where would I even go without you, Wiener Linien."
by Goldfish_Herbert November 30, 2021
Get the Wiener Linienmug. A type of care for your wiener for all your needs, if your wiener starts to hurt no need to worry just call wiener care and they will come and fix it free of charge, but it’s $9.99 a month
John put his weenie in the toaster and sadly it have black toaster marks but thankfully wiener care was their to help
by anonymous October 22, 2020
Get the Wiener caremug. by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017
Get the douche wienermug. When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”
Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
by Bananawiener March 29, 2019
Get the Sand Wedge Wienermug. Being so Sheened, or drunk, that you are unable to perform sexual acts because you can't get aroused.
After an all day drinking binge, I ended up wasting my money on that hooker because I had a sheener wiener.
by TheDean176 April 23, 2011
Get the sheener wienermug. A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.
To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.
by QuacksO October 28, 2022
Get the winner vs. wienermug.