Weekend warrior

Weekends of picking which parents house to go to
Child: I wish I didn't have to choose every weekend where I want to go, I don't like neither of them but I don't want to hurt feelings

Child relative: yeah it sucks being a weekend warrior
by Bella sue May 27, 2017
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Royal Weekend

When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages
1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...

2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!
by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019
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Manshower Weekend

The weekend long right of passage thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father for the first time. The party typically includes: fine aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion with micro beer and such and in a get away "guys only fashion", hour to hour events are based around lollygagging games and tom foolery that dudes enjoy and take delight in, all to divert attention away from the conscious fact that one of their close buddies will soon pull away from the pack and devote his attention to the needs of his family.
Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father for the first time. Slowly his buddies texted him back to congratulate him and ask when they could throw him a Manshower Weekend, to honor his ability to procreate.
by manfun January 18, 2012
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National blowjob weekend

The weekend where all boys will get head from a woman.
3&4 of November is the national Blowjob weekend
by Official Days October 29, 2019
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Safety Weekend

To have a weekend of all out partying with alcohol to determine your safe alcohol limit.
I'm going off to college next year I think I might have a safety weekend.
by Canesguy933 June 16, 2009
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Vampire Weekend

A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day (atleast 2 days in a row)
1) we’re gonna live it up time for a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend
by riotgrrl1923 July 31, 2021
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