fair-weather friend

a friend who only sticks by you when things are going well.

"Steve don't call me since the accident, hes a fair weather friend"

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Watch Ya Back

Nottingham Slang simalar to watch out or hold tight

"NARR, YOU BEST WATCH YA BACK CAHH ME N MA MANZ ARE OUT FOR YA"

by NOTTSGYALYOUGETME July 16, 2009

weather wimp

(n) A person who lives in a very mild climate and totally freaks out when any sort of real weather happens.

It's only been raining for half an hour, but the weather wimps are already freaking out.

by mgeff December 21, 2010

Watching Eastenders

This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!

Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)

Im going offline lads...im "watching eastenders"

by Rawbone1 October 14, 2010

watching Harry Potter

a euphemism for masturbation.

my girlfriend came home and totally caught me watching harry potter!!

by upie February 22, 2011

Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.

Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.

by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011

Weather God

A Meteorologist whose predictions are always right.

"hey did u see the weather, the weather man predicted a month ago that it would snow today and it did"

"Yea that guy is a Weather God

by Demolition5 December 29, 2011