Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
by Positive Language Contributor October 08, 2018
by computernerd2222 April 16, 2020
A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar
by Yinzerman73 May 30, 2023
When someone finds a boy attractive the first time they see them but then find that boy ugly when they see them the next day, this is called a Walmart boy
*In a pulic space* "Oh that guy is so cute!"
*the next day in a another public space with the same guy* "Oh nevermind he was just a Walmart boy"
*the next day in a another public space with the same guy* "Oh nevermind he was just a Walmart boy"
by istfgicantfindausername May 14, 2022
Boy: they call me Walmart boy
Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart
Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?
Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart
Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?
by Tay1117 November 07, 2019
A 3rd generation Infinity Q35 with high milage and a collection of cheap aftermarket bolt-on parts. Accessories may vary, but black tinted windows and an obnoxiously loud exhaust that showcases how badly out of tune the valvetrain is are required.
"Did you hear that Peter just picked up a salvage title Q35 from the auto auction?"
"Great, I'm sure he already has an order for a new exhaust from Temu on the way. That's the 5th Walmart Skyline in our neighborhood.'
"Great, I'm sure he already has an order for a new exhaust from Temu on the way. That's the 5th Walmart Skyline in our neighborhood.'
by cphoenix March 23, 2025
The 5 star rating is connected to the union movement at Walmart. Talking about getting or giving a 5 star review is suggesting union activities.
Wow, I hear that Walmart has the worst Healthcare options and treat their employees horribly. I can't wait until employees 5 star review Walmart.
by Jugglinglogic July 04, 2023