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Walmart-Guru

A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).
Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”

Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021
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Walmart

A place where you can get a rifle, ammo, a bandana or ski mask, a pair of grillz, and a crowbar, but you cannot get a quality rap CD.
Im not saying walmart is for cheapskates, but walmart is for cheapskates.
by ɯ August 29, 2018
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Eefin (Walmart edition)

Literally not the cutest person ever. Anyone who says otherwise is automatically saying no other human has ever existed. I know what you're thinking, and no I did not write this to prove a point. This is officially written by the legend-dairy John Decengre III of New Jersey.
To the person reading this (yes this actually has a purpose),

No need for any further explanation, you're officially ruled cuter by the public, judge, and jury. I rest my case. ;)

-Eefin (Walmart Edition)
by Eefin (Walmart Edition) March 22, 2021
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Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle

Man, I can't believe you ate that Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle.
by Milkybetrayal August 25, 2025
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Walmart Song

The type of song that would be in a Walmart commercial, often being generic and safe.
You actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song? Really?
by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023
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Walmart brand freedom

When parents are overly strict and say we live in a free country.
Guy1: “Bruh my parents think that communism is bad they haven’t seen themselves!”
Guy2: “Walmart brand freedom be like”
by Ur mom is upstairs August 16, 2021
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Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin
“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”
by gman91478 November 30, 2018
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