vodka lemon ice

the best drink in the hole world purchasable from lidl.a phat party is not phat without it.abr.VLI

1.im rely thirsty lets get some vli
2.vli rox my sox
3.pas me a botl of vli so i can get wankerd.

by refil pad June 30, 2005

volcanic eruption

this is when your girl ties your penis with a rope and then starts to give you head or a handjob. when your about to come, tell her and then she'll take out a knife and cut off your penis at the rope. the mix of blood and cum shooting out will be like a volcanic eruption.

david had to go to the ER after his girl gave him a volcanic eruption. he lost a lot of blood, but he should be fine.

by scahn October 24, 2006

Vodka Skeet Skeet

Any brand of vodka with male ejaculate in it. It has to be from a man and not from a women other wise it would be gross and gay. Also cannot be your own or pre frozen seamen.

Alex: I could really go for a shot of vodka.
Brian: If you'd like I could make it a vodka skeet skeet?
Alex: Why that would be splendid Brian thank you.
1min49sec later
Brian: Here you go my good man.
Alex: Thank You.
Eric: SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!

by th L33t n00b October 26, 2010

Vodka Pong

A party game played by spirit guys who would be playing regular beer pong if they weren't school kids who dislike the taste of beer. Can lead to serious intoxication and vomit glazed furniture

Host: Wanna play beer pong dude ?
Party virgin: Beer tastes funny, I'm sure it would work with vodka
Guardian Angel: No vodka pong dickhead!

by FuzzyDanglers February 28, 2019

vodka

people like vodka, little boys get addicted to it. ya the smart ass ones who are ctually smart but turn to dum mushpots after drink fith of vodka for 2 weeks or so

Ass: poor little boy, so young...

Wipe: too bad

by anonoymous pig June 30, 2004

Vodka

In Croatian, water is called woda, the same as in Polish! Except u spell it voda.

Zedan sam....napi se vode konju

by Drazen April 27, 2004

vodka diet coke

A wildly controversial drink often endorsed by wild young women in their early-to-mid 20s who graduated (or dropped out of) Florida State. In lieu of the more common and culturally acceptable whiskey coke or rum and coke. They all suck though because diet coke has aspartame, an artificial sweetener that’s great except for the fact it’s fucking POISON. All that said, vodka diets have shown to give a moderate performance-enhancing boost when it comes to karaoke.

M: Vodka diet coke please
J: You drink vodka diets??? 😂
M: People always get so upset when I tell them that I drink vodka diet cokes, and it’s like fuck you , you’re not the one drinking it why do you have such a strong opinion!?
J: dead stare

by JB33 September 14, 2021