Vampire's BJ

When a women is suspended from the ceiling by her feet while sucking her partner's penis

I heard she will even do a vampire's bj!

by Demin Dan May 17, 2009

Vampire Girl

The reputation title given to the weird girl. Often obtained by her being goth in appearance and having worn fangs to school at least once. Title is often given in middle school and carried into high school.

Man 1: Did you see the goth chick?
Man 2: Oh, you mean Vampire Girl?
Man 1: Her fangs really creep me out.

by VampysFan97 March 23, 2011

Ruby Vampire

The act of sucking the blood from a females vaginal area during her period.

Lindsay was on her period, and the toilet was clogged. So, I gave her the ruby vampire.

by Rapiidz January 10, 2010

Charmin Vampire

A person (ass) who drains the toilet paper supply in one sitting and doesn't replace it so that the next person is left to hunt for scraps.

I was just sitting on the toilet yelling for help because of that Charmin Vampire.

by AL-MominTraining July 8, 2011

Call Centre Vampires

Call centre staff, telemarketers or other such people who suck the life force out of you by either:

a) Keeping you on hold for a significant portion of your life

b) Incessantly chatter away until you either fall asleep or die from boredom.

John: "Can you believe I was on hold for over 2 hours trying to get my phone connected ?"

Jane: "Yeah, those call centre vampires sucked the life out of me last week trying to sell me long distance. I can't remember anything between Monday and Wednesday "

by dhdavids January 11, 2010

Vampire Tea

The same as regular tea, but substituting the tea bag with an old, used, mouldy tampon.

Dude> Give me some vampire tea you hateful bastard!
Old Slut> Ok but first i must remove this tampon I've been using for the past 50 years.

by asdfasfd May 7, 2008

vampire baby

noun. any sort of uncomfortable, irritation in the stomach region, i.e. constipation, stomach ache, gas, that is irritating enough to audibly draw attention to one's pain. The usage of vampire baby is especially appropriate if someone's bloated enough to have a physical protrusion of the abdomen area.

I have to go to the bathroom so bad! I can't wait to get this vampire baby out of me.

My vampire baby is really irritating me right now.

by Spiderlashes July 17, 2011