Viking Chieftain

The worst thing in existence

Omg its a Viking Chieftain lets watch it die to the peasant over there.

by ALEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD October 22, 2020

da Vinci Code

Hella great book. You ing Christian wankers need to go get head from your mom.

Die ing christian s!!!

by Militant Liberal March 19, 2005

viking helmet

When a girl with pigtails is giving you a blow job and right before you're about to cum, you pull her pigtails up, spray all over her hair and let out a nice operatic-viking "Ahhhhhhhh".

With her pigtails up, it looks like she's wearing one of those helmets you'd see in a viking opera.

This cutie was giving me a nice BJ and I just had to finish by giving her a viking helmet.

by AR. September 6, 2008

the angry viking

When a man is fucking a from behind, then the man fakes his orgasm and spits on the womens back. The women turns around and you bust on her face.

"I gave sherlly the angry viking last night."

by Sean Cheddar February 2, 2007

Viki'ism

beautiful, lovely, amazing girlfriend, the most amazing trait possible

The homophobic Viki'ist, attracted many a glance.

by Matt October 21, 2003

Viking Master

Chuck Norris

At the head of the warrior of the North stood Chuck Norris, the Viking Master

by Ivar Skullcracker March 1, 2009

vanking

Vaginal-wanking, a girl’s form of wanking

She was caught vanking in the toilets before class

by Floatingfeather December 5, 2017