the valley

a quaint suburban sort of place, the valley is thought to be tacky and boring by the snobs who live over the hill, but those of us who live here know there's more to life than spending daddy's money on drugs and designer jeans. we take complete credit for the extreme usage of the word "like" that seems to have overrun the teen nation.

1) Like, yeah, I was driving the 405 in traffic, and all I could think was, "Thank goodness I live in the valley!"

by sfvforlife January 11, 2005

snowy valley

To do a line of cocaine out of a girls back crevice. This is best done before or during sex.

"I was fucking your mum all night mate, after having a snowy valley i was just awake and couldn't stop pounding her"

by Ste Crayston November 2, 2006

Cedar Valley Elementary

The Best Elementary school in the entire Kent School District during the 2014 - 2016 time frame due to the fights that occurred, the funny things that happened during class, and the majority of students who were 4th - 6th grade during that time, are now considered “lit” in middle school and high school. Those who didn’t go there are imagining how fun it must’ve been and those who went to that school during that time period are wishing that it never ended.

“Bro, in 6th grade you should’ve went to Cedar Valley Elementary School back in 2016. We had all the lit people over there.”

by Teryisspam January 9, 2019

yodle in the valley

To feast upon ones pussy.

i like to yodle in the valley on a slow sunday afternoon.

by Rubsky April 19, 2006

valley falls

Originally known as Grasshopper Falls, until Grasshoppers came and ate all the crops. Damn that sucks. According to the local Spanish teacher there is nothing to do but drink and get pregnant.

In Valley Falls 1/3 of the senior class of 2007 had childnren, while 1/8 of the boys were fathers.

by Anne and Sam and Alyssa November 29, 2007

fruitful valley

Cleavage between a woman's breasts,
especially if said woman has large
breasts.

I tried not to notice, I tried to
ignore it, but I couldn't help but
look upon the fruitful valley that
was in view from within her snug
blouse.

by CDSmith1967 October 12, 2005

valley girl 2k

Since the turn of the century, common American speech has gradually turned into a new version of valley girl talk. It is characterized especially by two things - statements ending in an unnecessary question, and truncated and abbreviated words and phrases.

"Valley girl speech is SO 2k, huh?"
"I know, right? I love valley girl 2k."
"Totes. It's all about valley girl 2k now."
"Sometimes people point out how air-headed we sound with our valley girl 2k speak, and it's MAD AWK."
"Whatevs. Valley girl 2k is awesome and funny."

by Uncletross December 9, 2008