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Jack Valentine

White boy soundcloud rapper. Flexxes everything he has. Bit of a prick
by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019
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Goth Valentine’s Day

The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.
Happy Goth Valentine’s Day here’s some dead red roses
by STABBHHGJFJCJ January 23, 2022
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Belated Valentine’s Day

(1) What you tell people when you forget to tell them happy Valentine’s Day

(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much
Belated Valentine’s Day: “Yeah she’s cool, I’m definitely crushin on her. I texted her happy belated Valentine’s Day because I forgot to text her yesterday”
by Sir guuuunels February 15, 2022
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Funny Valentine

The act of pursuing saint corpse parts to give america a better life in a patriotic way
Kid 1: Man his presentation on saving america and the saint corpse parts is crazy
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.
by distributedledger September 10, 2022
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Alexa Valentino

Alexa Valentino is an eighteen-year old singer/songwriter/influencer. Alexa is also known for “Reality shifting” , and creating shifting methods. Her most recent songs that she has uploaded are “Nowhere Fast” And “Borderline”. Alexa is a very sweet and talented person that loves and cares about her fans.

go stream nowhere fast & borderline, and buy her merch for a cookie <3.
by izabella 💗 April 11, 2023
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Valen

A sweet little guy, who is pocket-sized and always down for a good time. He will pick you up when you are down and will stick with you through all the bull. He is easier to find then a lepruchan and much more lucky to have around. If you ever catch one never let him go because he will always be a true friend.
"You know, with all the fake ass people out there I am glad I have a Valen in my pocket."
by MamiNatrix October 4, 2011
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valentine

The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!

Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.

John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
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