Lord Vag

A monstrous vagina. Often after a particularly violent birth.

Mrs. Dugger had thirteen vaginal childbirths. What a Lord Vag

by LeonB September 5, 2009

vag snack

The act of eating the leftover toilet paper balls and lint out of a girls vagina.
Or also known as clitter berries.

I was hungry while I went down on my partner so I didn't mind the vag snack.

by SkankHunter68 November 5, 2020

vag-veg

Male turned vegetarian to date vegetarian females who only date vegetarians.

He turned vag-veg to bang Barbies's bean bag.

by MCdirtYardLoc September 15, 2012

trench vag

A vag that is so deep you can stand up and walk around inside

That girl has such a trench vag.

by Dhdgdhdf May 3, 2018

Vag Rag

Used to describe someone that's only real purpose in life is to soak up liquids from the same hole their mother came from

"Ronnie Hearn pretty much rammed her vagina down their mouth. She's such a Vag Rag"

by Mike literous March 2, 2014

Vag Baggin

When a male inserts his scrotum into the female vagina and bones the shit out of her.

Tom: Dude, what did you do last night?
Steve: I was so vag baggin your cousin for hours and hours and hours.
Tom: Nice

by CousinFucker64 August 26, 2010

vag span

the width between the lips of the vagina. often found to be greater, the older and more experienced the woman is.

marc: "hey do you want to come round and play AoE2 tonight?"

callum: "nah, i'm busy pounding your mom"

marc: "mind if i join you?"

callum: "not at all, there's more than enough room, your mom has a mighty vag span."

marc: "yeah well she is a dirty whore."

by staygold47 April 15, 2010