Vag pump

When your vagina suck in a dick like a vacuum and the dick gets stuck.

Omg you vag pumped me, now we have to go to the hospital.

by Vagpumper1000 June 04, 2019

Vag dust

While laying down and your girlfriend/fiancé/wife sits on your lap and she’s talking sweetly about random shit, you then proceed to express gas from your anus, dusting her vagina. Vag dust

Girl: “blah, blah, blah”
Guy/girl: (farts) oooh, you got vag dusted. Lol
Girl: 💩

by Balzyguy27 January 11, 2020

vag pals

Where a guy and a girl have done the same girl at some point in time; not necessarily a menage a trois

Guy Carl sleeps with girl Suzie; the next week Suzie sleeps with the girl Betty. Carl and Betty are vag pals.

by galionheart November 23, 2009

Yank the vag

to push one's luck; to push on a limit; do something one should not do

Gretel: Thinkin' about hittin' this blunt even though I have a drug test in a few weeks.
Becky: Girl, don't yank the vag.

by Bexican April 30, 2016

Vag batter

The crispy off-cuts that collect in the mouth when performing cunnilingus on an unclean female.

Dave, i was going down on this bird last night and she had some major vag batter!

by The Earl of Wisesex January 08, 2011

vag snack

The act of eating the leftover toilet paper balls and lint out of a girls vagina.
Or also known as clitter berries.

I was hungry while I went down on my partner so I didn't mind the vag snack.

by SkankHunter68 November 06, 2020

vag-veg

Male turned vegetarian to date vegetarian females who only date vegetarians.

He turned vag-veg to bang Barbies's bean bag.

by MCdirtYardLoc April 12, 2012