ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.

Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.

by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020

ur mom

literally just something to say when you don’t feel like answering the question

“So how are you” “ur mom”

by TheColorGreeeen August 2, 2021

ur mom

your mom

your mom is running threw the world

by fghfhfh March 15, 2022

Ur mom

used as a comeback for comedic purposes

boy, "what's for dinner mom?"
mom, "Ur mom."

friend, "what do you want to play?"
other friend, "Ur mom."

by Ur modre October 27, 2022

UR MOM

UR MOM IS HOT N GAY(ISSA JOKE SO DONT COME AFTER ME. I MEAN UR MOM IS REALLY HOT THO ;) )

I LOVE UR MOM :)

by imgae<33 March 17, 2022

ur mom

a joke that is over used (like your mom)

ur mom gey

by itami_shiina October 3, 2021

Ur Mom

Ur mom is hot, funny, sweet, intelligent, and, well, your mom. You never want to lose her, neither will the men,😉. She is the best person to have in the world.

Friend:Hey, who do you like?
You would say ur mom.

by Molly._._ November 1, 2019