someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.
john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."
joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."
joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."
by sweet-pandemonium July 8, 2010
Get the uber-douchemug. by Motorway6 April 26, 2023
Get the Uber bugmug. Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’
by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019
Get the Uber to Wheatonmug. A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver
by Daldameht April 23, 2022
Get the Uber Jackingmug. Finding success or achievement with little or no effort. The decision to improve or better oneself or surroundings yielding outstanding results from exceptional conditions. Perhaps it's karma, or maybe fate. Maybe it's nothing preordained, just the right place at the right time.
It was the yesness when I desired to try learn karate. It was uber yesness that a karate teacher was in the room when I decided.
by TheDr Professor September 3, 2019
Get the Uber Yesnessmug. by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016
Get the Uber potmug. The desire of a person to amass great wealth or the goal of a corporation to maximize huge profits without providing any useful service or producing a beneficial product.
by lifeonearth October 21, 2012
Get the uber-greedmug.