e.g Hugh Hefner. Any person unable to function for a reasonable length of time without access to female genitalia - particularly that of young, nubile girls. Normally applied to rich, old men.
by Uncle Silas March 21, 2011
Get the Twat Addictmug. When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010
Get the Twat Bandmug. The type of person where they’re so much of a twat it’s like you’ve been struck by lightning whenever you’re around them.
Becky: She is suck a Lightning Twat, I hate being around her.
Jersey: Yeah, she’s really annoying and super hard to be around.
Jersey: Yeah, she’s really annoying and super hard to be around.
by meme_queen4215 May 12, 2019
Get the Lightning Twatmug. by grunter1989 December 11, 2011
Get the twat polemug. Term used by David Cameron to describe people engaging in frequent instantaneous communication on Twitter
by Paul Pontin July 31, 2009
Get the The Twitter Twatmug. by Steve Croft November 3, 2014
Get the Twat Cannonmug. An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.
That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!
by keltikfyre October 28, 2010
Get the twat-spatmug.