trumpee

Having hair or a hair piece that is fluffed, combed over and sprayed into a confusing matrix of hair that covers what is clearly a bald spot.

"Dude, when did your dad start sporting a trumpee? His head looks like a small animal built a nest up there."

"Oh after the Republican convention."

by PartyAnimalNYC July 25, 2016

trumpet creeper

A guy (or girl) who atempts butt stuff with no warning during sexual activity.

Brian tried to sneak a finger in the back door the other night. What a trumpet creeper.

by candy slamberg February 19, 2015

Trumpet

A closet trump supporter

Are you in the closet trump? = trumpet

by Artaxoxo October 13, 2016

Trumpet ass

A description of ones ass after dropping a softball size turd.

Man, you have to see the size of the shit in that toilet. That guy must have a trumpet ass

by Bobway3 October 15, 2016

trumpet

The absolute best instrument in the band.
While players range, a high amount of people can play this piece of brass beauty incredibly well.
It is also includes a painful mouthpiece, lots of valve oil, slide grease, and a slightly heavy case.
**Caution: Never attempt a High C (above the staff) in your first year playing**

Believe me, the trumpet is so awesome, no words can exactly explain its awesomeness.

by trumpetplayer December 14, 2016

Trumpetized

1. The act of being traumatized by Trump in any way, shape or form.

2. The realization that half your family wanted him to be President, and you can't opt out of sharing DNA with them.

3. The sneaking suspicion that you've traveled to a darker, non-sensical timeline in one of the many alternate universes, where Trump is President and people are ok with that.

"I am deeply trumpetized by all these negative tweets about me. Fire those rockets!" - Kim Jong-Un.

by quadcopter May 24, 2017

trumpet

The instrument that makes the player of it think they're better than everyone else.

I play trumpet, i'm better than you.

by chippls February 15, 2018