Definitions by PartyAnimalNYC

trumpee 

Having hair or a hair piece that is fluffed, combed over and sprayed into a confusing matrix of hair that covers what is clearly a bald spot.

"Dude, when did your dad start sporting a trumpee? His head looks like a small animal built a nest up there."

"Oh after the Republican convention."

trumpee by PartyAnimalNYC July 25, 2016