The tank

A Zombie That Took Way Way Too much roids I mean look at the guy fuckin hell he has big muscles I mean how can The survivors survive concrete getting thrown at them.

“Did you see the tank in left 4 Dead”
“Aye he is so fuckin strong I mean how does that make sense”

by Brad Johnstone October 14, 2018

manatee tank

Area of glass cubicles in a company or institution inhabited by fat middle-aged women doing pointless HR-type work.

Dude, my direct deposit is two weeks late.... I'm gonna have to drop by the manatee tank in payroll tomorrow to have them clear it up.

by mightywurlitzer February 10, 2019

slop tank

Rather unattractive totally smashed women who likes to take on several hot loads.

Last night I got so wasted I dumped my load into that slop tank

by JJDUBS34 November 18, 2019

Gank Tank

The tank which you can either gank or get ganked.

Hey man, did you hear how jon ganked tat guy in his gank tank?
Bro, that's just not ok.

by babbybakrib April 29, 2020

Spaff Tanks

Slang for testicles

God, just had a mighty wank, my spaff tanks are knackered

by demodays June 7, 2020

Fly the Tank

Recognizing an imminent crash and engaging absurd efforts to choose the nature of the impact.

Hannibal directed Faceman to fire a falling tank's primary armament parallel to the ground to "fly the tank" one half of a mile so that The A-Team landed in a lake.

by blogswarm June 20, 2010

Flying the Tank

When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.

"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"

by BrendonandChandler June 18, 2016