When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.
Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.
by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 26, 2012
Get the Bite the towel, I'm going in dry.mug. by jerky boy August 12, 2007
Get the ring out the skin towelmug. A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.
by Ruined Sheets September 2, 2010
Get the Should have put a towel downmug. The brown rusty sherrifs badge... More of a english term, used to poke the towel in it. Usally located on the kitchen wall.
by Jack Smack October 30, 2003
Get the 70's Tea Towel Holdermug. Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
Get the Poopy Towelmug. The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.
You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!
by thatsalotofdogs April 4, 2019
Get the Towel in the Hoodmug. A Debbie Downer who is a total damper on the party. Frequently used by hip kids under 33 that are "with it".
by SnoopSoggySogs April 27, 2014
Get the soggy towelmug.